Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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