if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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