i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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