is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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