Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
