I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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