So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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