its not stalking. its research.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
the liver wants what the liver wants
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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