she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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