When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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