Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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