There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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