Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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