This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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