I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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