our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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