I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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