i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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