Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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