On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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