It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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