I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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