I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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