He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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