So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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