Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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