Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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