Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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