Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
honey bunches of taint.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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