Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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