Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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