dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
