I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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