maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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