Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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