he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
