I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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