I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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