what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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