Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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