return my video game
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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