i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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