What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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