Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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