sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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