You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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