I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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