so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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