I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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