At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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