Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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