Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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