Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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